cause you're the bomb!Īre you African? Because you're a frican babe.Īre you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.Īre you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautifulĪre you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.Īre you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?Īre you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.Īre you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"Ī face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.Īpart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?Īre those diamonds real? I was talking about the ones in your eyes.Īre those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!Īre you a banana? Because I find you a-peelingĪre you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.Īre you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s'more.Īre you a crayon? Because you bring color to my life.Īre you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?Īre you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.Īre you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.Īre you a Hurricane ? Because you're blowing me away.Īre you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.Īre you a light switch? 'Because you turn me on!Īre you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!Īre you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!Īre you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.Īre you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.Īre you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.Īre you a terrorist?. Pardon me, is this seat taken?Ī boy gives a girl 12 roses. When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!" Well it has to be illegal to look that good! (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. (To someone working somewhere where a counter separates you) You're like a drug to me. (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams. (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
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